Smoking S Cool Lyrics

Smoking s Cool Lyrics by The Axis of Awesome :
I can’t breathe, I can’t smell
My lungs don’t function well
My hair stinks, My teeth are black
I’m at risk of a heart attack
But it’s totally worth it
Cos I’m a bad boy who don’t play by your rule
Shut up all you losers
You can’t put a price on looking this cool

Smoking’s cool and that’s why I do it
This wonderful feeling of lungs full of fluid
Light it and suck it, There’s nothing to it
Everyone should smoke cos it’s cool
It’s cool, Smoking is cool
C’mon kids haven’t you seen Mad Men

I can’t climb stairs, I got shaky hands
But there’s smoke and flame at my command
You tell me to stop I’ve heard it before
I’m going to die oh blah blah get f*cked

It’s not like I’m immune to cancer
Heart attacks and gum disease too
Yes I’ll be dead before fifty
But I’ll always be cooler than you

Smoking’s cool that’s why I do it
I love tobacco smoke it don’t chew it
If you haven’t tried come on and get to it
Everyone should smoke cos it’s cool

It’s cool, Smoking is cool
Smoking gave me a robot voice beep boop beep beep boop

Show me horrible things like tumors
Gangrene and rotted up veins
And I’ll show you a legend who sucks like a whore
And blows smoke like a train

Smoking’s cool that’s why I do it
Smoke in your face cos that’s where I blew it
I’m going to die but I don’t feel stupid
Everyone should smoke cos it’s (COUGHING FIT)
Cool